Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.
D: I could have lived without knowing that
I’ll make sure to remember this when next I go cannibalistic.
Why can’t I stop laughing? Because brain is like “Shut up Tumblr don’t tell my person my things.”
I find this most interesting because in LOTR they used a carrot as a stand-in for Frodo/Elijah’s finger in Return of the King.
Wait, a finger had a stand-in?
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