I'll Figure This Out Someday.

Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

D: I could have lived without knowing that

I’ll make sure to remember this when next I go cannibalistic.

Why can’t I stop laughing? Because brain is like “Shut up Tumblr don’t tell my person my things.”

I find this most interesting because in LOTR they used a carrot as a stand-in for Frodo/Elijah’s finger in Return of the King.

Wait, a finger had a stand-in?

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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

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How to know when a women is mad..

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LOL i love being a woman. <3

If it ain’t obvious what has set me off today, behind every woman scorned is a man, who made her that way.